Who the F is What The Buck?

Has anyone comes across this guy? Hey, if you happen to be someone I know or you're in some site I know, then please forgive me. I'm kidding. Interesting talent you have there. How do you do that with your effeminate voice? Man, I wish I could do something like that and gain instant popularity. But the idea of keeping up with blogging is tough enough. I dread the idea of video blogging. Anyway, who the heck is this guy anyway? Nice show title. What The Buck? Anyone knows him? I so don't want to Google this guy for details. Someone. Anyone. Please. Stop this insanity.

Tags: blog, blogging, video blog, video blogging, vblog, What The Buck, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Silence of the skirt

It's not often someone comes across something really odd. But this is so simple yet it is completely whacked. The original video posting has a totally offbeat title and the video, is, err, surprisingly very quiet. So quiet, there is no music. Not even a sound. I guess the featured girl likes to keep it hush hush, you know? Hey now, don't go and tell nobody about this. Stupidity should be contained. But why am I promoting this video? Come on, give silent girl a chance. She is here to become popular too, you know.

Tags: clip, music, girl, sexy, sex, stupid, whack, whacked, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

American Airlines telephone harassments

Poor Samuel L. Jackson. Who would have imagined someone would his lines to do something so horrible like this? I mean the poor American Airlines staff. What did they do? I find it amusing that some of them found it amusing. What if this wasn't a joke people? Think about all those poor snakes that will die in the end. Oh, and talking about ending, please don't get offended. It's going to be on explosive ride.

Tags: American Airlines, movie, clip, harassment, Samuel L. Jackson, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Best baseball game ever

What a great game this has got to be. I mean all that attention just on you. Got to thank the folks at ImprovEverywhere. I think they are doing a great job for these kids. But I wonder, if they will do the same thing for others who want to get similar exposure? I mean, hey who doesn't like to be featured on the news and have live commentary?

Tags: baseball, comedy, video, blog, blogging, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

$25 Contest from Thaguru.com

ThaGuru has too much money to give away, so he has setup a contest to give a little money away for the 'rest of us'. How nice. All you have to do is this. Write a post about that contest and comment on his blog. Now make sure you do it, cause he will come and check!

The contest ends on April 30 2008. So you have plenty of time to join in the fun and pray for your chance at winning $25 dollars. ThaGuru, here is my entry. Please God, let me win. Just this once. Thanks.

Tags: Thaguru.com, game, contest, competition, community, blog, blogging, money, win, winner, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Win 1020 credits - Simple Contest

Woah! Am I on a contest roll or what? Okay not really but I couldn't. Please bear with me for a while as I am trying to migrate to Mars for a change. Any, on with the contest! Who is craving for 1020 Entrecard credits? Come on, I know you folks are crazy about Entrecards! So here goes!

Just go to this website at Techfreak and check out the competition. It's as easy as yet.

The other thing you have to do is just check out a cool Word press plugin.

In case you're wondering, there is no catch. The only catch is about 10 mins of your time to put up a cool post about it! Hey, that's like your post, you think! Spot on, spotty!

Now for those who cannot wait to know what they stand to win, I will gladly tell you!

That's right, folks! If by any random chance, you cannot win the 1st place, you always have a shot at the 2nd prize. 29K visit a month people! Talk about uppin' your site status! Yeehaw!

P.S. We all love the P.S. section, don't we? Competition ends on 14th Apr 2008! So what are you waiting for? Go blog about it!

Prizes:
Ist Prize:

• 1020 entrecard credits
• One 125×125 banner in sidebar for a month

IInd Prize:

• One 468×60 banner for a month @ Forum.IndiMovi.com(29k visits per month)
• One text link in the sidebar for a month @ TechTreak.com

Tags: contest, competition, Tech, TechFreak, blog, blogging, compete, win, winner banner, ad, advertise, Wordpress, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Blog And Win A Top Spot at JunkieYard

It seems our unknown friend at JunkieYard is running some contest about 'Blog And Win A Top Spot'. Here is a snippet from his post:-

"I will run this contest every week… The first one should be on day 1 every month… The second one is on day 7 every month… The third one is on day 14 every month… And the last one for the month is on day 21 every month… Then I will start it over again on day 1 the on the next month and the next and the next… The winner will get the top spot for a month… So… we got a winner every week… As you can see at the top of this page where it says "Contest Winner Week 1" "Contest Winner Week 2" "Contest Winner Week 3" "Contest Winner Week 4" That’s where you’ll get your top spot… How about that… At the top of the page… Nobody will missed that… It’s the first thing they see…"

So here are the requirements and they're easy. All you have to do is this. 1) Blog about the contest at your own site. Hey, that is what I am doing , woohoo! 2) Post up a lousy an awesome graphic banner anywhere at your own site. Not elsewhere. Haha. Sorry JunkieYard, the quality is bad great now but still we all love The Penquin, so hooray to you! 3) Then go ahead and leave a comment on his own site and point the link of your site that is pointing to his competition. Follow? No? Your loss. Now that's real easy, right? It's just a simple, sensible thing to do, right? But hey, no spamming ! Winner will be picked randomly. Of course, you weren't expecting you to be the only one to post and win, right? Oh yeah, one more thing. If his comment post is closed, that means the contest is closed! So hurry, what are you waiting for? Put that bad quality banner on your site, post about it, comment on his blog and be a winner!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You have to be a WordPress user or have an OpenID user to sumbit a comment on his site. If you haven't a clue what WordPress and OpenID are, then we won't help you. Try our friends at Google. Thank you.

As for us at Whack! News, we're proud, sort of, to say that we're probably the first to post about his site here on Whack! News. Like, duh!

Edit: New banner has surfaced and it sure looks awesome! Please God, let me win just so I can put the cool banner!

Tags: JunkieYard, blog, blogging, contest, winner, competition, win, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Whack! News Special: Chimp shot dead by Police

Woah. Major weird story we've got here. The chimp failed to respond to the police officer's warnings? The officer gave two warnings before he fired several times? What the heck is going on with these Texan cowboy officers? Heya cowboy! That is a chimp, you know, a chimpanzee. It doesn't speak or understand English. Even if it was trained to understand certain verbal commands, it sure wouldn't understand something like, 'Put down the stun gun Mr Chimp or I will fire at will!' The next time you see a violent animal on the streets, make sure you call the cops and they will give verbal warnings to these animals too and for failure of compliance, be forced to shoot, an unspecified number of times. Sheer asinine reporting.

Tags: chimp, chimpanzee, Texas, police, murder, outrage, stupid, crazy, whack, whacked, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Candle blamed for starting dorm fire

Please, someone arrest the damn candle already. We do not need such these arson candles in our lives anymore! While you're at it, go out there and look for more suspicious looking arson candles. You never know when they might strike. Beware citizens of the world. Your next lit candle may cause a fire in you, literally. By the way, anyone got a light? I'm starving for a smoke. Oh look, a lit candle. How convenient.

Tags: fire, arson, candle, University, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Woman convicted of rape feels like victim

Sure thing, sista. We totally believe you didn't rape the 15 year old boy. Poor boy. How violated he must have felt. Unless, he was a total nerd, he would have to be a complete idiot not to enjoy sex with someone older. No, I am not advocating such stuff but hey let's be honest here. How does a woman rape anyway? Is it even possible? What do you think?

Tags: rape, sex, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

China men arrested at LA Aiport

Dudes, I mean peng yo, how stupid can you get? Like who the fish were you trying to kid trying to sneak in highly sensitive cameras like that without a license? You think the Americans are nitwits? Man, these Chinese dudes need some professional training on how to sneak stuff in illegally without getting caught. And next time you want to try something like that, don't do it in America. And please, for crying out loud, not at the airport.

Tags: stupid, idiot, crazy, whack, whacked, China, Chinese, America, US, Airport, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world

Mini tips on first dates?

It's no secret that dating can be awkward and stressful, especially on that critical first date. Professional matchmaker and author Samantha Daniels shares tips for having a great first impression.

Oh come on, now. Have we people become so mentally challenged that we need to resort to more and more tips on dating, relationships and sex? Sure, some of us are complete nutcases when it comes to these things. But for the majority, you know how the game is played. All you need is some not-so-common sense. If everyone is going to follow the tips and tricks of some 'dating expert', then we'd all know what is coming in store for us. That sure doesn't make the date any fun. Actually it is insane. Just go out there, meet someone and be yourself. No need to be 'this person' the 'dating expert' suggests you to be. How whacked can this be? Sheesh!

Tags: date, whack, whacked, dating, relationships, men, man, woman, woman, male, female, sex, love, court, courting, expert, advice, bizarre, fun, funny, life, news, odd, video, weird, world