The folks at a Texas museum say a 2-foot-long snapping turtle called Bob has been located in a construction area. Bob had been with a group of turtles to be moved in Sept. during renovations at a museum pond when he disappeared. Well, the next time you plan an escape that takes that long, don't get stuck in a construction site. Poor fella.
Chad Ruble presents the best of this week's Oddly Enough video from the Reuters studio in Times Square. Juggle your balls away, skydive in a container and see Evil Dead with songs. Excellent dosage for those with, other, intentions.
The "Alive Gallery" in the South Korean capital has brought characters in famous paintings to life using the latest in technology enabling visitors to interact with Mona Lisa and Jesus and his disciples at the last supper. The "Alive Gallery" in the South Korean capital has brought characters in famous paintings to life using the latest in technology enabling visitors to interact with Mona Lisa and Jesus and his disciples at the last supper. Finally, we can 'speak' to the dead and the kinky. Art has never been more alive than now.
Written and performed by McUtilize {Lyrics} As life goes on I'm starting to learn more and more about youtube and responsibility And I realize that everything I do is affecting all the haters around me So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done things that haven't occurred yet and things that they don't want to take responsibility for I'm sorry that my hater comments have grown I was playing tennis and you were alone I'm sorry for the times that I had to masterbate I'm sorry for the fact that you hate That you were sitting home just wishing I would reply So you could go on and make me cry I'm sorry for the times you were neglected I'm sorry for the times bush was reelected.
Haha! Now that is some funny shit. Even the lyrics as seen above which I suppose were by the author himself, is wrong and whacked!
Researchers have found 64 different residual medications in our drinking water. Now National Lampoon has uncovered the new marketing campaign to promote Water in light of its new ingredients. Never has there been such a look at Water or H2O as we know it. It's so mind blowing, I almost cried.
Awesome. Now we have more reasons to sit our asses at home and whine about 'hard-to-use' remote controls? What the heck is a hard-to-use remote control anyway? Even a 3 year old knows how to operate a DVD player these days with a remote so what makes it so difficult for these lazy people? Considering this is about 8.4" in length, ladies please do not be tempted to use this robot for other purposes when it is out on sale. On a side note, how about a robot that takes you to the shower and takes off your clothes for you and takes a shower and even has sex with you? Now that would be way cool.
Nothing is safe anymore. Imagine you have your credit card with you and you get a bill at the end of the term which is so high that you don't know what hit you. Now imagine having to face all that trouble going to the authorities and the credit card company to clarify such a mess. Are credit cards really that worth these days or have scammers become intelligent over the years. Either way, I am glad I do not own a credit card.
P.S. If you're paranoid, have your credit card cancelled right away.
The next time you get a call or an eye from a cop on the streets, don't panic! You have done nothing wrong! Unless you have, then I am truly sorry for you. But if you're the innocent bystander or helpful citizen, the police have their eye on you. But beware, you better read the terms and conditions for this job. High chances you will either get mugged, beaten up or killed. Wonder what they mean by minor calls? Has it got to do with something like what the British did? Like asking for help with tea cups? Hope not!
San Francisco may pass a law that would impose fines on buildings that leave the lights on after emptying. So the next time you leave the room, you better turn off the lights or they will have a cop trailing your sorry ass. Talk about taking a lighthearted issue such as conserving issue a little too seriously. How about we turn off gas, water and especially cable too in America for one night? Then let's see what happens.
Murder, he wrote. I wish the police would investigate the cause of this incident. I hope the conversation to the front desk didn't go like this. You never know how overly nice these front desk people can be at times. They're so friendly, you wouldn't believe it.
Guest: "Hello? Hey hi! Is this the front desk? Good day to you! Hope you're having a great day! I sure don't wish to bother you with all the nitty-gritty details and spoil your day. But you see, I have a slight problem in my room. I wonder if you could help me?"
Front desk staff: "Yes sir, how may we assist you?"
Guest: "Oh, it's no big deal. I just have three dead children in my room and I killed them."
Front desk staff: "I see, sir. We're very sorry for your loss. We'll send someone there right away, sir! Thank you for your stay at the Marriot and have a good day."
Now that is what I call really hot fun! These days you can just about put anything in your microwave and cook it! i particularly loved the plasma light bulb and the Xmas lights effect and a whole lot more. But of course you have to see it to, well, enjoy it. Please do not try this at home. Outside the home is not allowed either.
Petra the black swan has been reunited with her beloved swan-shaped paddleboat after a failed romance with a real bird. Talk about love with a boat. So fret not all you human broken hearts, if you can't find your true love, you know what to do.
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A new Chinese invention that you may have never heard of before. It revolutionizes our culture by reinventing the food we eat. This is just the tip of the iceberg. It doesn't get any better than this. The Chinese really rock man!
Now I admit, I'm not into much 'dirty laundry' but this is taking things a little too hot. Now how I wish I had a hot gf like that who would do my laundry, be it dirty or otherwise.
The Funny, Hot, Sexy, Girls of French Maid TV have Created a New Series of Magic Tricks. Watch as they show you The Magic Bag! And of course, if you're like me, you will watch the closeup views of the, errm, magic bags.
This is an instructional video on how to Irish dance, from how to put on your shoes to basic steps and positions. Just make sure you keep your feet together and your body in once piece when you try this out. Please, do not end up kicking someone way up there. You've been warned.
