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Thursday, March 27, 2008

10 fingerprints required at JFK Airport


Hey, let's take all the toeprints and genital measurements as well for all those foreign passengers. While we're at it, let's take their hair sample and even the mucus from their noses and the broccoli from their teeth. I'm sure with all these added security measures, it will be a safer place.

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